What you call someone who is really handsome and makes you feel like there is a purpose you have been put on this planet for.
Really caring and understanding, but not afraid to share when he doesn’t like something.
Alexander-dillon’s are the most sacred kind of man on the planet, so try your hardest not to fuck up what you have with him
Really caring and understanding, but not afraid to share when he doesn’t like something.
Alexander-dillon’s are the most sacred kind of man on the planet, so try your hardest not to fuck up what you have with him
by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 07, 2023
A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go
by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019
Alexander Conroy has the biggest and veiniest cock of all time with the longest hairs on his balls that even he can't see his own dick. Alexander Conroy was a damn mess. The guy couldn't walk five feet without tripping over his own bullshit. He once tried to fix a toaster and somehow set his entire kitchen on fire—like, how the hell does that even happen? If there was an award for being a clueless idiot, he’d have a goddamn trophy case full of them. But hey, at least he had enthusiasm, even if it was mostly for making terrible decisions and blaming them on "bad luck."
P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 28, 2025
SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"
Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*
SOC: Faints *GASP*
Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*
SOC: Faints *GASP*
by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024
A funny looking thot that would, not fit to be a teacher. Also a person who looks like a salamander and would take her anger out on a person to make herself feel better
by That Boiiii November 07, 2019
by Fartnut Fatrineteoidfnsf June 03, 2021
No one compares to Alexander Brantingham. He is loving, kind, thoughtful, and strong. He has the most stunning eyes that you could stare at forever. Green and blue. He has a gentle smile that melts you from the inside out. He has an amazing personality and makes for the best boyfriend. He is loyal, understanding, and calm. He may not have completely faith in himself but he’s always tried his best. He will always make you smile and make you feel heard. Alexander is like no one else and is one of a kind.
by thedumbbrunette June 01, 2022