herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis

A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper

Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!

by SexyNelly September 7, 2008

"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"

One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!

DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".

by DramaFreak March 16, 2008

to make a pass at

To flirt with someone.

- Are you trying to make a pass at me ?
- Not that I'm aware of.

by maximovitch January 26, 2011

if you give a mouse a cookie

This is a term used to refer to people who push themselves into your house as soon as you let them put their put in the door. Metaphorically speaking. If you give someone an edge of hope or anything, they will try to take advantage of that and get more.

Sally: Ugh...so my prom date wants to take me out on a date. Like more than friends.

Brenda: Well, if you give a mouse a cookie...

by Wise Gal March 27, 2012

You're A Strange Animal

Probably thee most best song ever by Gowan!

"You're a strange animal, that's what I know!
You're a strange animal, I've got to follow!"

by Midna! July 20, 2009

a laugh and a 0.5

Internet/IM speak for a laugh and a half, meaning something is mildly amusing. Substitute for a higher fractional number if the situation calls for it (i.e. a laugh and a 0.7).

Person 1: Did you see yesterday's episode of The Daily Show? It really was a laugh and a 0.5.

Person 2 appears to be offline.

by Anouska DS February 24, 2009

Y.A.S.A.P

If you want to tell a friend to watch a video or listen to a song via 'youtube', then instead of asking them to do it A.S.A.P or go-and-watch-that-video-now, you simply say Y.A.S.A.P (youtube that A.S.A.P).

John: Have you heard that Kendrick Lamar song 'Ignorance is bliss'?

Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet

John: Y.A.S.A.P

by kats_legend August 5, 2011