A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
Get the Abra-Ham Lincoln Logmug. A high-school located in smaller town Lincoln County Tennessee. It’s absolutely horrible and it should burn.
Everyone is racist and homophobic.
The sports teams are ass, the money is not old and it shows.
The students are shit.
All around bad.
Everyone is racist and homophobic.
The sports teams are ass, the money is not old and it shows.
The students are shit.
All around bad.
by InfamousAshton June 8, 2023
Get the Lincoln County High Fayetteville, TNmug. Lincoln is an ugly ass faggot, he probably tries to rape his cats for fucks sakes, he looks super emo and has no friends. Probably cause hes a man whore
by Suckmyfuckingdickyoufaggots September 18, 2023
Get the Lincolnmug. A Street In Queens, New York That Starts From Rockaway Boulevard and Ends at the Van Wyck Expressway in
South Ozone Park.
South Ozone Park.
Eric: What Street is this?
Chris: It is Lincoln Street.
“Yo We In Queens.”
Chris: Who Said That?
Eric: Oh That is 50 Cent.
Chris: It is Lincoln Street.
“Yo We In Queens.”
Chris: Who Said That?
Eric: Oh That is 50 Cent.
by 21jay December 16, 2023
Get the Lincoln Streetmug. they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.
by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024
Get the Lincoln Thornmug. A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.
by sexoffender_202 March 4, 2024
Get the Lincolnmug. LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL's like MLK Blvd.'s is where you can usually find the most ghetto whores, students smoked out, freshman’s with more diseases burning like hell or having 2+ Kids. Although their football team is amazing. And usually, they contain a disproportionately high percentage of African-American and/or Hispanic students.
by TheWokeBitch September 21, 2021
Get the Lincoln High Schoolmug.