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Carson

A guy who is just so chill your nips get cold just being in his in his presence and he is so sexy that you just can’t handle it anymore and that I’m sexy and I know it song starts playing but he can be really funny with his 9/11 jokes or his hitler ones and have you laughing all night and he is a complete chad
Bro is that Carson whoah like I think my nips are hard now
by Big doc Eugene 69 June 1, 2019
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Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
by ok m8 June 3, 2021
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Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
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Carson Strong

American Football Quarterback who played at Nevada during his college years. He betrayed his team by skipping the Quicklane Bowl.
Carson Strong may be a traitor but he’s going to be a high draft pick
by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021
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Carson

A 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip
Man, Carson really is a 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip...
by ieatrawtoes July 8, 2019
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Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)
Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
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Carson

Carson is unexplainable. He is an amazing guy with a big heart. He is liked by so many girls. When he has a girlfriend he tends to not be very trustworthy and cheats but covers it up. But everyone always forgives him. He is nice, funny, and extremely attractive. He is attracted to brown haired green eyed tall skinny girls. He is so hot and every girl wants to hook up with him
"Is that Carson?" "Yeah, he's so hot I want him"
by oneofurhoes January 31, 2018
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