The act of going to McDonald's on a Wednesday (or optional moving Wednesday to be on a day you go to McDonald's).
by The only gamer November 17, 2023

When a woman is face first on the bed but there is a guy hitting her from behind and the bed is another guy.
by MilkyMatt6789 March 23, 2025

When you take a big, satisfying shit and you think to yourself, "Wow, that was a great shit, let's do it again." So you take the shit out of the bowl and shove it back into your ass, then shit it back out again.
'What did you get up to last night Sharon?'
'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'
'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'
by CreepingJesus69 September 16, 2021

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020

As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.
If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.
by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!
Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019
