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soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.
I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.
by James O'neil June 8, 2019
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Washington Wall

In Washington state there is a moving wall that form will from moving vehicles on any roadway in Washington call "The Washington Wall"

When you are driving on the road in come up to a wall of cars not moving over to the right for faster moving traffic you have found one of the many Washington Wall form for that day. They are somewhat like the weather. It can come out of no where and go away just as fast.

Sometime it might just look like some friendly Tesla and Prius drivers waving to each other on the road but in fact you are at a Washington Wall.

Do you not like to have people pass you on the right? You might be part of the Washington Wall.

Do you drive with cars on either side of you at the same time? Stop it! That is how the Washington Wall is created!

Moving walls are not safe, please don't contribute to the Washington Wall!

The Washington Wall can also happen in other states but it originated in the PNW. The Wall is slowly moving outwards to other states. Drive Safe!
No sure if we'll be able to get to the speed limit today on the road, it looks like another Washington Wall in front of us.

If we are lucky maybe one of these tesla drivers will get behind the car next to them going the same speed so other people can pass on the left so we can get past this Washington Wall.
by Pyxelpusher September 12, 2022
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Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”
Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.
by vacqe September 26, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Sticky Washington

When you blow a load of a handful of dollar bills and then plaster them on dat hoe's face
She got sticky washingtoned.
by Sticky Washington January 18, 2015
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Brinnon Washington

"Brinn-on" "Wa-sh-ing-ton"

A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."

Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
So where are you going to bob?

Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!

Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?

Why?

Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
by Rockos Wild Rugrats April 3, 2011
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George Washington

When an American fucks a British guy/girl on the 4th of July.
Jim: How was your 4th?

John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?

Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.
by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021
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