jew waiter 

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue

jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!

jew waiter by biblical scholar July 11, 2010

trade waiting 

A comic book fandom term that refers to the increasingly common practice of waiting for a series' trade paperback collection to come out, rather than reading the individual monthly issues.

Person 1: Hey man, what'd you think of the this month's Scalped?
Person 2: Haven't read it, I'm trade waiting.

trade waiting by yupp395178 January 12, 2011

World Wide Wait 

Perennial condition of waiting for the next Web page to download due to bandwith sluggishly shuffling after demand, leading to approximately 10,000,000,000,000 extra person-hours on the Web every year.

I Googled urbandictionary this morning and joined the World Wide Wait.

World Wide Wait by Fearman October 31, 2007

Waifu 

(fandom slang) A fictional female character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga or video game) to whom one is attracted and, in some cases, whom one considers a significant other.

Waifus is a plural of waifu.

a man can marry an infinite amount of waifus without any limits to how many he can marry because they are fictional character.

I have infinite amount of waifus. They are 2D.

Waifu by Infinite waifus September 7, 2017

JINZOU FIRE FAIBA WAIPA 

A chant by a certain Fairy Vtuber that summons her cult. Said cult reports to be incapable of unhearing it once heard.

I can't listen to Diamond City Lights without hearing JINZOU FIRE FAIBA WAIPA

JINZOU FIRE FAIBA WAIPA by Ai Risu October 20, 2021

waiwai

To pull a jimmiejaz but with marijuana instead of alcohol

A: "That guy's totally whupped."
B: "Yeah, he's been waiwai each weekend since 1995"

waiwai by ernieX April 26, 2004

Waifu 

Anime girl you wanna stick your dick into

“Sakura Haruno is my waifu”
“Bro you have shit taste”

Waifu by I’m a mega Retard February 2, 2020