Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.
by Scene girl. November 11, 2010
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Majestic Unicorn

A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.
I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.
by iluvunicrns February 19, 2014
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Unicorn Lover

A unicorn lover is normally a very dorky person who subscribes to websites that consist of ponies and unicorns. Although some can be very strange and you may not understand their obsession, some may be very cool. They may not care what other people think and carry on with their passion for the horned horse.
"Did you see her lunchbox? She must be a unicorn lover."
by Seemite August 23, 2008
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Awkward Unicorn

This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.
Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
by Obsydion October 07, 2009
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unicorn tears

Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.
'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.
by snowhen May 29, 2011
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unicorn porn

Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com
Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.
by mctenold July 18, 2009
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Unicorn Dragon

A mythical creature that no-one has ever seen.
by Unicorn_Dragon March 22, 2018
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