Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.

yer a retarded unicorn.

by Scene girl. November 12, 2010

Majestic Unicorn

A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.

I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.

by iluvunicrns February 21, 2014

Unicorn Lover

A unicorn lover is normally a very dorky person who subscribes to websites that consist of ponies and unicorns. Although some can be very strange and you may not understand their obsession, some may be very cool. They may not care what other people think and carry on with their passion for the horned horse.

"Did you see her lunchbox? She must be a unicorn lover."

by Seemite October 16, 2008

Awkward Unicorn

This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.

Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.

by Obsydion October 7, 2009

unicorn porn

Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com

Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.

by mctenold July 17, 2009

unicorn tears

Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.

'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.

by snowhen October 23, 2011

unicorn conservative

A citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves.

Working class voters whose dreams have not met reality. A unicorn conservative lives in a Horatio Alger fantasy.

by Joeltron August 5, 2011