Toaster

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023

Burnt the toaster

A plan that either gone wrong or not as expected

DANGIT! I burnt the toaster

by Potato fan January 11, 2024

Toaster

I have a rather large wager with guy down pub. Over several large sherbets I bet I him that I can have a new term enter the general lexicon. Thus I offer you…
Toaster.

As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast

I say, old chap , I see you’ve traded in the Rangie for a Toaster. You got your asbestos pants on, old chap?

by Roddel January 18, 2024

toaster

you put the bread in it

I put bread in toaster

by My name uhhhhh my name is uhhh January 19, 2024

Toaster

Many teenagers that question their gender, whether they feel female, male, non-binary or any of the other terms.

Today I'm not feeling Male or Female. Today I identify as a Toaster.

by Toaster 22 December 14, 2022

commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.

"i want to commit toaster bath"

by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022

Golden Toaster

A Golden Toaster is a magical device that can heccing hack by pushing the toaster thing up and down this causes the computer codes to obey.

Robbie Rotten used the Golden Toaster to break FanGeopolitics

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018