An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.
Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.
Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.
by my bunghole July 3, 2003
Get the apple computermug. A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023
Get the School computermug. by Kujo Jacobs April 17, 2009
Get the Computer Graphicatedmug. An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.
Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?
by dim sim brit July 8, 2011
Get the Croud Computingmug. person one: have you heard of the computer cat discord?
person two: yeah! that server is fucking retarded, i got banned for saying queer!
person two: yeah! that server is fucking retarded, i got banned for saying queer!
by computercathater13 February 9, 2022
Get the computer catmug. (n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely hardly create a model of the real stuffs with it.
Computer science are bunch of imaginitive numbers piled together to create a place to store all the knowledge in the world which does and does not exist at the same time.
by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019
Get the Computer sciencemug. *computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018
Get the Computer keyboardmug.