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Bed Jelly

A substance that’s in your bed
I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly
by Bed Jelly March 3, 2019
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sped in the bed

Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.
I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.
by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022
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sweat the bed

When one has spent the night before on Drugs / Drink , (or simply turned the room temperature to tropical) so upon waking feels a certain moistness in the sheets - Have you urinated , no , you've sweat the bed.
After a night out on the town with the boys, Gary woke up in damn sheets, hoping he had sweat the bed , not pissed himself
by Wavy tree September 21, 2016
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Bed Bug

The scourge of the Earth as far as insects go. The closest thing to a living hell short of a chronic condition or painful disease. A small itchy insect that will cause you to lose sleep to the point where you will verge on the brink of insanity, but after you live with them for a few years you will slowly real yourself back in. Has a strong negative effect on quality of life as a whole, as your work performance will suffer, visitors will find out and never come back or you stop inviting them in the first place (social isolation) and you give up hope for the future as you've gotten rid of almost all your furniture and had your home fumigated several times, but yet, they're still there. If you are allergic (not everyone is) you will NEVER be presentable in public, as you will have red welts on most of the places on your body, such as the back of your arms, the love handle area, around your knees and lower thighs, etc. While sitting idle in your own home, you will rarely ever go two full minutes without itching ever again unless you're moving and active. Without taking some measures to keep their numbers down, you will eventually find that they are traveling in the clothes you're wearing while in public. You'll be checking out some international calling cards at your local Dollar General and look down and see a rust colored bug crawling across your chest. You'll learn to hate them so bad you smoosh them between your fingers whenever you see one.
If I don't get rid of these bed bugs, I may just torch my house and all my possessions and start anew.
by Sifting Through July 23, 2017
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Bed excuse

An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!

I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011
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Bed Pretty

The candid state of appearance for one who has gotten a good nights rest, often as observed by one’s romantic partner.
“I gotta get in the shower; I’m looking bed pretty
by DonnyDerico January 16, 2022
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to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).
“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”
by sorrower July 9, 2023
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