by big booty hoeez May 18, 2016

When you ejaculate and diarrhea at the same time. The spasm (thunder) of both, normally due to sex after taco bell, is enough to break vertebrae and permanently disable.
by Squatchrider December 11, 2017

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.
I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.
by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

A term used in the NYS Prison system for hand rolled cigarette made from the butt ends of older cigarettes and then wrapped in the blue outer wrapping that the individual toilet paper rolls come in. The term derives from the harshness of the tobacco and the limited smokability of the improvised rolling papers causing thunderous coughing. Mostly limited ti reception where many have not been able to buy commissary or receive outside packages yet.
by exjailbird August 4, 2020

by EZB_Thunder October 22, 2020

Yesterday I was so Lazy, but then, My mom told me that If I dont Clean up my room, I will not play videogames, so I had a Thunder Walk.
by DemonGuitar99 January 14, 2014

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021
