Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.

"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

Nothing Burger

A term used to define a series of social or political events that occur that can be possibly related or linked that would cause a dramatic change in the political climate of a country. Afterwards, then events being discoved to have no correlation.

Speaker 1: I'm freaking out this is totally gonna cause WW3 to happen!
Speaker 2: Chill out man, that was totally a nothing burger.

by Kawaiisenpai69 November 8, 2023

NOTHING BUTT B.P.M.

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A0 = ASSH0LE

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I will tell you this the basic B.P.M. scheme has been found serendipity with a substantive of a EXTRAORDINARY POWER FIXATIONS of many people as NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. as " SAY THE WORD SHIT "; ASSH0LE.

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by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 1, 2021

im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025

Collin has nothing to do with randy

Collin has nothing to do with randy

Collin has nothing to do with randy

by Real Alberto June 1, 2022

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
3- Descendant-in-law's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
4- Descendant-in-law's collateral relative
5- Collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
6- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
7- Descendant-in-law's stepascendant (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
8- Descendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
9- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
10- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
11- Stepdescendant-in-law's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
12- Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative
13- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
14- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
15- Stepdescendant-in-law's stepascendant
16- Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
17- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
18- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative
19- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative's spouse
20- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
21- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative
22- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative's spouse
23- Absence of kinship and absence of social bond at the same time

Nothing relationally

by AA00ZZ99 April 24, 2023

nothing

In Elizabethan slang, “nothing” was a term for the female genitalia

Hamlet: That's a fair
thought to lie between maids' legs.
Ophelia: What is, my lord?
Hamlet: Nothing.

by nooot July 29, 2018