Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

look it up

Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls

by Arispie August 14, 2011

wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.

"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013

wolf bait

a dump.

I dropped wolf bait at Ron's

by itchy corn April 15, 2003

Austin Wolfe

A wolf

Come outside Austin Wolfe

by Mrs. Summers March 22, 2021

Maned Wolf

The maned wolf isn't a deer, wolf, or fox! It is an omnivore. It is not a social animal and does not live in a pack.

A: OH MY GOD A FOX!
B: That's a-
A: NO IT'S A WOLF!
B: actually it's-
A: NO I'M WRONG IT'S A DEER
B: IT'S A MANED WOLF *-*

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

Hug Wolf

Giver of unwanted hugs.
Hugs that no one ever wants.
Due to the Hug Wolfs outer appearance and inward character.

Hugs that feel invading.

Often the Hug Wolf holds on too long for anyone to be comfortable with it even if the hug was consensual in the beginning.

The guy from accounting was a total Hug Wolf at the company Christmas party.

by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017