pole bender

Someone with curly hair, preferably blonde, who associates "pole bending" with their sexuality.

Gay guy: "i'm as bent as a pole"

Straight guy: "you're such a pole bender"

Straight guy to gay guy: "i'm starting to fear you now, you might bend my pole with your mind powers"

by I'm Andy April 25, 2006

pole patrol

People that are always on your pipe; haters.

The pole patrol never takes a day off from hatin'.

by JayJaySmoothe December 20, 2005

flag pole

An anal retentive person; A person who has a pole up their ass.

My professor won't let you into the class, five minutes after class has started. He is such a flag pole.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

Pole Smoker

A smoking hot stripper who can work the pole

Throw that pole smoker a dollar!

by smilegirl April 9, 2008

dirty pole

Funky ass Graphic Design

Man, that piece was a dirty pole.

by DB August 6, 2003

scrotum pole

A term used to refer to the 'peentis' -- the other definition of this word is obviously incorrect and/or queer.

I have a ginormous scrotum pole.

by Chris P. Johnson December 22, 2003

Pole-Slider

Any of a group of people who, will, in any fighting game available, pray on newbs by selecting the character with the longest range. Usually in an attempt to try to prove that the are better, but normally get shut down by someone who truly excels at the game.

A good example of a Pole-Slider would be the first week SoulCalibur IV was released. Most of the online community would pick either Seong-mina or Kilik due to lack of skill, and would be shut down by someone who knew how to play well.

by Solzer July 5, 2009