Mickey Sexual

Being in-love with mickey since she’s just so sexy and racist

Person 1: hey I need to tell you something

Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!

*they fantasise about mickey*

by MickeyMouse baby July 21, 2023

Mickey Mouse

When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".

Gabriella is super confused because I pulled a mickey mouse on her last night.

by Mr. Russell April 15, 2023

Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.

Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.

by Khoatic May 16, 2022

Mickey

that annoying rat from disney

Person A: Have you seen that new mickey movie
Person B: Shut up.

by Memepig May 4, 2024

Metal mickey

Someone who wears braces

"Oi look at Sara she's just got her braces. What a metal mickey'

by Sparkledazzle213 January 3, 2017

Mickey clap

When you clap the cheeks of the Disney cast at Disney land inside of their costumes putting them into submission

Bro1: yeah bro I just Mickey clapped all of them
Bro2: bro
Bro1broooo “hugs”

by The word concierge August 1, 2019

Mickey Mouse

An term used to describe an item, situation, organisation, opinion or person (anything really) that is fake, comical, not serious or a joke. As an adjective meaning "small and worthless, petty, inconsequential" Originating from the late 1920's -1930's named after the Disney character.

That sports club is Mickey Mouse. James' opinions on politics are Mickey Mouse. This store is Mickey Mouse.

by Luigi 55 April 1, 2025