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by anonymous January 23, 2022
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He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.
He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.
by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020
Get the Lincoln mug.1. A name made popular by the late Abraham Lincoln 2. A violent sex move in which a woman forces her partner's head into either her vagina or her asshole, and leaves them to choke until they are out cold. The move has been made illegal by authorities worldwide, however, there are still numerous, illegal practises of the move deep underground and there has been known to be an online black market for the sex tapes bought mainly by horny fetishists.
The man gulped for air as the woman savagely forced his head into her gaping vagina, never had she been so excited to participate in the Lincoln before.
by SummerRat October 7, 2017
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by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010
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Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
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