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Dangerous jealousy

Jealousy. We’ve all experienced it. Jealousy can be defined as the vigilant maintaining or guarding of something. Jealousy has a bad rap but it’s normal to want to guard the people we love, especially when we see a potential rival cozying up to our significant other. But there’s a difference between feeling jealous and exhibiting unhealthy jealous behaviors.
Dangerous jealousy these people going to kill me.
Jealousy doesn’t become a problem until it’s acted on. People that are prone to intense jealousy or possessiveness often harbor feelings of inadequacy or inferiority and have a tendency to compare themselves to others. Jealousy, at its core, is a byproduct of fear, fear of not being good enough, fear of loss. When it hits, it can trick us into believing our relationship is in immediate danger, making it impossible to distinguish between natural feelings of protectiveness and irrational suspicion.
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Danger Noodle

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020
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Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank
by Archied June 7, 2021
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Dangerous Woman

The Dangerous Woman is a confident woman who is also a wise adult according to therapists Pia Melody and Terry Reals definition when describing the adaptive child in comparison to the wise or functional adult. The Dangerous Woman possesses the 7 confidence qualities that are self-awareness, resilience, assertiveness, authenticity, empathy, optimism, and courage, all while maintaining in her wise/functional adult. The Dangerous Woman doesn't operate from a place of immaturity when life knock her down. Those who do act from a place of immaturity when life gets tough are shaken to their core by The Dangerous Woman because she represents someone who learned how to grow up and handle conflict productivly which they haven’t done yet. For many people, not acting from a place of immaturity can be scary, or dare I say, dangerous, because when you are confident and operating from the wise adult, you can't be controlled by anyone other than your true self.
Watching you navigate challenges with such optimism and assertiveness, it's clear you're a Dangerous Woman, delicate like a flower yet powerful like a bomb.
by The Graceful Grenade June 21, 2024
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danger-rope-a-dope

A snake handling technique where you use a snake hook to repeatedly pull a snake in the direction opposite to where it is trying to flee while backing up until the snake is exhausted enough to pick it up by the tail.
I saw a guy try to use the danger-rope-a-dope on a black mamba, and he almost didn't die.
by F.Dirac July 25, 2018
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Danger noodle

A nope rope but venumiss
Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!
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Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home
In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
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