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Status Clown

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.
Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
by dajs90 May 8, 2014
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status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold
Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015
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Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"
by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016
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Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money
Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status
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Status Rape

When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.
Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!
by Nzpowa March 27, 2018
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idgitory Status

Having the status of being an idgit (idiot)
"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."
by theheem April 16, 2019
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statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.
Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.
by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017
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