Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

look it up

Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls

by Arispie August 14, 2011

wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.

"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013

wolf bait

a dump.

I dropped wolf bait at Ron's

by itchy corn April 15, 2003

Wolf pup

A younger version of a gay Wolf

A young, lean, tattooed stud who will grow into a fine wolf with time.

“Wow! That guy is such a bad boy!”

“Yeah, he’s a total wolf Pup!”

Or

“What a cute Pup!”

See also: Pup

by Emory Wolf January 10, 2019

wolf market

In foreign exchange and stock trading, a wolf market is a market condition, where traders are consistently making profits.

It's a wolf market out there! Wall Street is making insane profits.

by PizzaBuster May 7, 2020

john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.

If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"

by TheEradicator May 28, 2018