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Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022
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Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)
by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024
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ice store

A ice store is a store that sells ice coffees, coffee and any gourmet drinks
by Johobowbd May 6, 2022
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grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.
"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."
by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021
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Convenience store

They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
by Daisy3092 October 16, 2019
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Grocery Store Rack

Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.
by shobu August 23, 2008
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Dollar store donkeykong

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong
Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then
by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022
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