Salty

Describing someone as hot / attractive.

Jennifer: "You and me are going out tonight"
Needy: "Uh, what's tonight?"
Jennifer: "Because Low Shoulder are playing at Malibu lane. They're this indie rock band from the city, I saw their Myspace page and the lead singer is extra "salty".

by Hollisterboycali January 18, 2015

Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.

"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"

by Colonel Sanders III July 1, 2011

salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose

I give my girl a s a salty booger last night

by Howie 1 December 17, 2016

Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013

salty avocado

Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple

Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado

by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

Salty Vagina

When members of the opposite crew hate on your crew cause you fix shit and make them looks like lazy pieces of shit.

Hey Joe grab your tools it's time to bail the salty vaginas, Ralph and Waldo are here to relieve us.

by OneWorkingMan November 2, 2018