Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016

willy electric

a pretty racist dude. don’t fuck with this guy unless you wanna get effed. he’s one of those who like to say, “i ain’t racist but..” don’t mess with him if your an immigrant in home-goods. he could also be an antisemitic nazi…

willy electric: “I ain’t racist but…”
person: “But what, willy?!”

by pinkhippomilk123 January 20, 2024

electrical fry

A young boy with a smile that will knock you dead and with a mere look will lift your spirits.

Bri-Bri the electrical fry made me feel good today.

by brianthomasmeert February 06, 2009

Bad electrics

Fishy smell coming from female genitalia or general damp smell on a person.

Holy shit she smells like bad electrics

by SK1986 January 05, 2018

Electric Mickey

A sex move where you attach a 9-volt to a girl's clit and/or nipple piercing(s), before proceeding to violently tickle her so that all she can do is laugh like Mickey Mouse.

Yo dawg, I was gettin' some coochie last night, and I gave her the ol electric Mickey.

by The_Twisterman October 09, 2021

Electricity

Electricity is in battery’s to power televisions, vibrating dildos, devices for porn, etc.

I need to get to electricity in this viborator

by www.asshat_things January 01, 2018

Electricities

Electricities: Identafiable count of Voltages. (Pluaral)

How many Electricities on this conductor?
120v of Electricities, sir.

Residential Properities run 120v to 240v of Electricities.

Commercial 240v Electricities and higher.

Industrial applications of 240v of Electricities to 600v of Electricities and above.

E= I x R
E= Electricities
I= Amps
R= RESISTANCE

20 amp breaker max rating of 600v of Electricities.

Low voltage, usually using 50v of Electricities or less.

by Rez U.S.A. October 04, 2022