Wow those are some serious Mampi Swifts right there.
She had some prime Mampi Swifts strapped to her chest.
She had some prime Mampi Swifts strapped to her chest.
by Whohugh June 13, 2018
Get the Mampi swifts mug.An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
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“Tell us about the other night bro, don’t be Swift about it.”
“Stop Swifting and just tell us the details”
“Stop Swifting and just tell us the details”
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