southern lollipop

The term used for a container of bourbon or whiskey that is smuggled up the ass of a bootlegger in certain parts rural Alaska where alcohol is illegal.

We caught some bootleggers from Fairbanks in a raid last night, one of them had a Southern lollipop, and it broke!

southern lollipop by Baron Von Poophausen December 29, 2012

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southern wine

Grape juice and vodka. Created at Georgia Southern University, it is guaranteed to get her in bed.

I made her a southern wine, and she took her pants off in two minutes.

southern wine by GATA May 18, 2014

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southern guilt

Southern guilt is a guilty conscience due to a person's ancestors behavior toward non Southern whites. It originates in the minds of white Southerns. The past behavior of racist white Southerns towards Blacks, African Americans and people of color factors into the action of modern day Southerns.

This Southern guilt is a paralysis which prevent twentieth century white Southern females and males from proper interaction toward any person of color.

The state declared 11 county schools are chronically failing . Eight elementary schools, two middle schools and one high schools have received a grade of F for failure. This is a total of 4000 students.
The African American superintendent of schools has chronically failed to raise the grade of the local schools. Out of 40 schools , only two schools are doing well. The white mayor has not removed the School Superintendent from his position. The white male mayor has Southern guilt.

southern guilt by georgiamah17 February 12, 2017