simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

North Atlantic SeaHorse

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face

Yeah I gave her the North Atlantic SeaHorse last night

by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025