Salty Toupee

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.
by properperversions April 08, 2012
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Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.
"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"
by Colonel Sanders III June 30, 2011
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Salty cunt

A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.
Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!
by Bigbosserman June 05, 2017
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Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes
by Innjured December 28, 2017
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Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.
She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.
by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017
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Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
by Salty Shrimp April 09, 2016
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Salty Baba

An older Muslim man who dates younger woman. He pretends to be rich but in reality he is broke.
That Mehmet is such a salty Baba. He took me out to drinks and made some excuse about forgetting his wallet.
by Nobbysnutz August 03, 2023
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