post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.

Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works

by obama6969699 March 12, 2022

Gold Post

Any "Attachment Unavailable" where a video or image should be seen on a social media forum, such as FaceBook. These occur when someone shares someone else's images, video's, etc... but they don't have their permission settings set to "public". Called a Gold Post due to the initials AU, for Attachment Unavailable, which is also the abbreviation for Gold in Latin and on the Periodic Table.

Gray shared Shara's video of the panda mauling the butterfly on her Facebook page, but due to Shara's settings, all I see on Gray's page is a Gold Post.

by wildlobo71 July 11, 2014

post 9/11 world

A political buzzphrase used as a rhetorical talking-point in a power-grabbing or liberty-destroying attempt to diminish or subvert the civil libertarian, responsible, and democratic character of a community, group, or society.

The honoring of civil liberty, presumption of innocence and good faith, privacy, and freedom of speech and expression cannot be tolerated because we live in a post 9/11 world.

by Esmith512 September 24, 2007

Post Superbowl Shits

The shits you get the morning after the superbowl when you've eaten too many hotwings and drank way too much beer.

Matt-My asshole feels like its on fire
Brian-Thats the post superbowl shits.

by Brazz January 11, 2009

Post Time

A time to begin drinking. Usually considered to begin after noon. The term comes from horse racing. Post Time is known as the time the race starts, once the horses are expected to reach the starting post"

"It's post time, let's start drinking."

by CSmit September 30, 2008

Post Vacation Depression

Depression felt after coming home from vacation.

I'm depressed. I must have post vacation depressions.

by AhlixL October 16, 2008

Post-Coachella Syndrome

When one can not perform regular daily functions once he/she returns from the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The 3 day weekend was so awesome that he/she is depressed with ordinary life and is now unable to think or act on anything except festivities related to Coachella.

"My friend hasn't gone to class all week. I believe the doctor diagnosed him with Post-Coachella Syndrome. He has taken a medical leave of absence from school for the next month!"

by Bear&BJ April 22, 2010