poke her in the cheese

when some bitch has some nasty vag (after getting done without a condom and goes days without washing it) and you poked it.

Doug will poke her in the cheese, and thats gross.

by darkbeam January 30, 2009

Poking Holes In Condoms

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.

I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.

by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. May 26, 2011

soak-n-poke

A hot spring spa/resort with indoor private tub rooms in which randy guys take their wive's or girlfriends with the intent of getting a little hot steamy action, but more often than not just hear the words, "No way, those walls are way too thin, and I'm not so sure about this water..."

"I took her out to dinner and then to the soak-n-poke, but she was worried the manky water would give her an infection."

by The OriginalWolfy August 25, 2006

poke n sniff

when you use your index and middle finger together and place it in a girl's pants to finger her then smell it afterwards.

jason was at a foam party last week with tiffany when he did the old poke n sniff on her.

by rollo tomassi April 04, 2007

fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005

car park poke

Car park poke is to park your vehicle in a car park of your choice, then to carry out sexual activities in your vehicle with your lover.

Andy: I'm bored of all this driving

Amii: Stop at this parking area ahead then..

Andy: Sweet! Fancy a quick "car park poke" then?

Amii: Hell yea!

by 2_b_phair February 25, 2014

Stick And Poke

When its a boring day in Canada so you go out with the boys to play some Stick And Poke. This game is close to hockey but stick and poke is only played with the boys .The game requires a stick for every player and a puck, their is no pads for this because you would not want to hurt any of the boys.

Yesterday the boys and I went up to the cathedral to play some Stick And Poke.

by Jim Crow South January 14, 2020