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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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Ping

To ring, A person, place, or thing,

Normally used on Discord/Fortnite
Yo i just pinged the whole server
by Subtochaoticcoops December 1, 2023
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Ping Pong

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack
"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"
by latrelljennings January 4, 2023
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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ping pong pung pang

a terrible sport that only really dumb people play that uses a wooden table and two racquets that can be broken easily
he is really bad at ping pong pung pang
by BorisTucker July 24, 2017
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Ping Pong

by guac123 January 24, 2019
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Ka-ping

When you here the grandfather clock hit 12 and you have an instant organsm
She looks like she just had a ka-ping.. gross
by Screee pee January 24, 2019
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