prime god

me.

may the prime god bless your life, pogchamp.

by Prime_god July 28, 2021

Optimus Prime

Robo Jesus

Optimus Prime, just can’t stay dead

by Destroyer_of_€0€k February 5, 2025

ashfire prime

One of the many Quotevians on a mystical site in the majestic corner of the internet called Quotev. It is said that it is impossible to find nor create a meme for this name.

Guy1: How would you even make a meme for that?!
Guy2: Idk, maybe Ash Ketchum on fire while standing next Optimus Prime
Guy1: That's the closest thing to an AshFire Prime meme I've seen yet

by IvyD November 29, 2016

Schlongulus Prime

The perfect way to describe a massive penis.

“Noot has a Schlongulus Prime“

by ketaminekunt69420 July 13, 2019

Optimus Sub-Prime

Elon Musks Android Tesla Bot affectionally code named Optimus Sub-Prime.

Musk: Optimizing my c compiler in my OSP.

Jen: What?
Musk: My humanoid/bipedal robot, I named him Optimus Sub-Prime.

by InvictusSohei December 28, 2021

amazon prime and recline

The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video

Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill

Emma:Hell No!

Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!

Aaron:*grabs lube*

by UKnowWhoIAm January 11, 2016

Fapulon Prime

A robot from the DEEPEST DEPTHS of space, BENT on the destruction of all humanity and life with the almighty FAP (Family's Ass Plumber) machine. It makes the noise of a thousand rape alarms blasting through a megaphone.
Approach with caution.

person 1: OH NO! Its Fapulon Prime!
person 2: What the fuck is that!

person 1: It's the noise of impending doom, and rape alarms.
person 2: Is that a ... no it can't be!
person 1: The FAP cannon!

by Chibowski May 17, 2019