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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"
by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022
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Motherfucker

The n word of people of all races.
Adam: I’ve been tryna call you all day motherfucker where you at?

Chris: I’m on 7 mile bruh.
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Motherfucker

One who fucks or shoves his penis in a mothers pussy.
Motherfucker! Why are you fucking my mom?!
by Some expert on names April 20, 2018
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ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”
by BlazingFury January 7, 2018
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Motherfucker

You.
Fuck u u motherfucker
by anonymous April 1, 2021
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Star Wars Motherfucker

When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda
Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears
by Teredactol Titties May 5, 2020
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big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.
by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024
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