Morbin time

To cum and piss on a girls face and yell get “morbed on” as loud as you can.

“I took Simona out to see that movie morbius last night, we went back to my place and I went hardline morbin time on her. She swallowed all of my 567 morbillion kids.

by OhioCumdrummer June 5, 2022

morbiusham

Having insanely good sexual intercourse with a person, preferably someone with very thick thighs and maternal instincts.

i morbiushammed your mother last night and now i can't feel my legs!

by hung_luigi June 6, 2022

morbham

A slang for having sex.

I morbhamed your mother!
No way.

by morbiuslover2002 June 6, 2022

Morbillion

A number equal to 85,000.

The term originates from ironic memes about the movie Morbius, claiming it to be the first movie to make "Morbillion dollars" in the box office, derived from Morbius and billion, when in reality it flopped. Sony rereleased Morbius in theaters due to the meme status of the film on June 3rd, 2022, only to make $85,000 (or $85 for each theater showing the film), meaning Morbius is the first Marvel film to somehow flop TWICE.

Morbius is the first film to make a morbillion dollars!

by lakefoundtheirexit June 6, 2022

Morbed

To be forced to watch the entirety of hit movie Morbius (2022), usually at a much faster speed than the actual movie.

Person 1: Have you seen @freshcoralblast on tik tok?
Person 2: Isn't that the guy who morbed his viewers?
Person 1: Yeah, he's pretty cool

by Rumbleblast07 June 7, 2022

Morbed

To be forced to watch Morbius (2022), usually at a much faster pace than the actual movie

Person 1: Have you seen @freshcoralblast on tik tok?
Person 2: Yeah, he morbed me the other day.

by Rumbleblast07 June 7, 2022

Morbius

Morbius is an artificial vampire who became such not as a result of a bite or mixing of blood with another vampire, but as a result of the experiments of Morbius himself, who tried to cure his rare blood disease through biochemical experiments on his own body.

Morbius

by PILZDESHHIMELS June 7, 2022