Clare's Marvellous Concoction

Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.

Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"

*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"

by Just a chill guy <3 March 11, 2026

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Black Panther (Marvel Rivals)

A Evil Demon who plays the game Marvel Rivals not to have fun by itself, but to inflict pain and suffering into Supports so that they can feel happpy having ruined someone's game, they are caracterized by being placed into 2 separate classifications, the "Noob BP" and the "Quick-Play God BP" with rare exceptions, where they are both separated by essentially skill and lack of sunlight, where the Noob BP has a social life, friends, family and saw sunlight in the last week, the Quick-Play God BP does not have any of these traits, instead remaining inside their mom's basement trashtalking casual players all day and all night.
With a few rare exceptions, with the most notable one being the Celestial BP, in which, you have to hard counter him and be fully aware of his position at all times in order to not lose your competitive gamesl, a Celestial BP is Satan incarnate, it know's he's Satan incarnate, and he takes joy out of it.

Strategist 1: THIS FUCKING BLACK PANTHER (Marvel Rivals) IS INSTAKILLING ME IN SPAWN! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING OR IM CHANGING TO DPS!
Strategist 2: True.
Vanguard 1: We can't peel back now, a DPS should counter him
Duelist 1: I am not changing, im 23/5.
Strategist 1: Aight no heals then.

by MyersFan1957 July 13, 2025

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