The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Major Biff

A discription of a guy that blows his load all over a woman's face.

"Hey check out Peter, he's graduated to a Major Biff!"

by Derek W February 4, 2006

major bae

Really nice and close friend.

Rico is such a major bae! He bought me bubble tea when I mentioned that as a joke!

by faketom February 11, 2018

Majority queued

A phrase to describe what happens when you are standing and waiting for something, and then a bunch of people come and form a line next to you. Hence causing you to have to go to the back of it.

Dude, i got to the stand first, then everyone else got there and majority queued me to the back

by Wr. Wan October 9, 2010

Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

by Skippystein June 24, 2024

Major Bennington

It literally means nothing

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025

Major fools days

The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull

Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?

by Kbass6969 April 2, 2021