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Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
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Major.

secret furry code for "i want to have sexual relations with furries"
Person 1: Major.
Person 2: Dude wtf this is a public area
by Official Le Fishe August 11, 2021
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reilly major

Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.
Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.
by vaseline2020 December 29, 2018
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Major Dickie Head

An insult used by 5 year olds on the playground.
Go away, you major dickie head!
by Clyde_772 October 29, 2021
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major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
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major pressa

Rebecca: oh, Heather, look it’s Niko.
Heather: He is SO Major Pressa 🤌🏻✨
by fucbrett October 17, 2021
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G Major 2

An effect with yellow-ish negative colors with the pitches 0, +4, and -5
All G Major 2 Videos
by mp2278 October 12, 2023
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