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subterranean kitchen knife

"My partner talked me into trying the subterranean kitchen knife in the bedroom, our relationship will never be the same."
by brainstorm-with-friends August 12, 2017
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Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.
She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
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kitchenism

kitchenism is a range of socio-political movements and ideologies that aim to define and establish the political, economic, personal, and social equality of the women should work on kitchen and are made for working on kitchens.
every man should support kitchenism!
by Iman tehrani June 18, 2022
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Natalya Kitchen

She’s the prettiest girl in this world. She shows more love than anyone and is really special. Anyone would be super lucky to have her.
Wow, I heard he’s dating Natalya Kitchen. He’s so lucky to be dating her.
by Daonewhoknocks November 20, 2023
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Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.
Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!
by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020
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kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.
Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.
by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023
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