Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 2, 2024

Kong Chi-Chi

A girl with a bad case of gas

Aye Kong chi-chi stop farting

by Kong Chi-chi February 28, 2019

Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

donkey kong

Someone who throws barrels at things.

- Can you stop throwing barrels at us?
- Donkey Kong.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

sannue king kong

sannue is a women who as the strength of a 10000000 thousand pound man she is also monstrous

sannue king kong just picked deebo up

by sannaue April 10, 2022

kong

Make a bare fist 🤜🏾Mainly Your ring and your middle finger, to kong someone like hitting a person in the middle of his head as a form of correcting someone or tough love type shit, originated from Senegal 🇸🇳 West Africa and its a wolof word. Mom do it, dad do it, our boys( in games of "seugg-kong" and teachers too. Shit hurts as a kid

He looked at his gun hole n i kong him

by Talibe May 22, 2022

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023