Joel

Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.

Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.

Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.

by Lex_Amercir.93 June 26, 2019

joel beighton

A jigglypuff with a pepperami cock that he beats every night

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by Oil bell January 28, 2018

Joel Jio Maman

He is very big vazha

Joel Jio Maman oru vazha anu

by java opera November 23, 2021

joel

Joel, a very interesting and mysterious man. Joel is a keeper. He is shy but when you get to know him he is the best. He is not loyal to his friends and he is very selfish. He hurts girls by constantly texting them and then ignoring them. He has an abnormally weird shaped head, kind of an ancient tomb type of head some people might say. He is also attracted to very big girls who are almost twice his size.

hot girl: is that joel ?
joel’s friend: you can tell by the head shape.

by joeymole69 November 21, 2021

Joel

An absolute fuckwit who doesn't have any mates and can't pull any bitches.

"Hey What's your name? "Hi I'm Joel" "Bye"

by Not R.Kelly and Bill Cosby October 3, 2022

Joel

an Absolute king, a real nigga who thugs it out, when theres a problem the world panics but not Joel not him for he, he composes himself he is him

Joel is such a laid back chill king everyone wants to be his friend extremely trustworthy with the softest, fluffiest and nicest hair you end ever lay your fingers on also he hits a new bench pr every time his back is on that luh bench

Is that Jole? Shiii of course i could notice that fluffy amazing smelling hair from miles away! Joel is so cool!

by Realest nword November 19, 2023

Joel

If you come by a Joel he is usually very tall but that's his only upside his whole personality is revolved around women and simping for them. Beware of Joels

Yeah omg I met 2 Joels so far and both were simps

by Noooooooooooooot November 17, 2022