Jaking

The act of shaving another man's ass, possibly while they are drunk. Somewhat homoerotic.

So-and-so is famous for jaking people.

by KMils January 5, 2009

Jaked

Pronounced Jay-kd.
This term generally means abnormally large muscles.

Wow, Hes so jaked. He must be on steriods

by Dirty McGirty October 4, 2008

The Jake

N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.

Example 1-

Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"

Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"

Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."

Example 2- Friend

Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"

Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."

The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"

*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*

Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."

by Not Tenspeed. May 10, 2010

jake it

To not revise at all for a test but still, by some miracle, get a good mark.

Friend: Have you revised for the test?

You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.

Friend: Haha good luck then.

by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018

jake

very handsome also a very great friend

jake is a god

by jakmat25 October 11, 2018

The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.

Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.

by Elon Musk is Ben Shapiro confi June 10, 2019

jake

The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.

If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.

Guy #1: Yo, you see that Jake over there?
Guy #2: Yeah he's a dick

by jakelloyd November 10, 2017