A Madden Moment

An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.

Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.

John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?

Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.

John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.

by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009

Chocolate Moment

The precise moment in which someone refers to an item (Such as chocolate) In a sexual manner

Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long

by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008

hurst moment

A moment of incredible stupidity

person 1: *looks at a Lana Rhodes photo* she is very ugly

person 2: that's a hurst moment

by lagoom December 25, 2021

Whalenut Moment

When you clutch a game but your aim is shit

"That's a whalenut moment"

by Lord UwU February 18, 2022

bruh moment

a bruh moment is in simple terms a wave of depression or other bad emotions such as loneliness, sadness or anything you don't consider good (can be more than one at a time)

"bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"yo you good bro"
"nah just having a bruh moment"
"ite bruh"

by kosmickumstain October 31, 2019

abby moment

When you have an Abby moment, you start to produce strange noise that cannot be repeated. Also you will experience a brain fart for the rest of your life.

Abby: Bleirppp
Sophie: oh gosh
Abby: hey what's going on?
Sophie: I think you just had an "Abby moment"

by Sharonn Pollies October 28, 2013

Ack moment

When the whole of us crp 1 just fucks itself in the ass with a cactus and hot rebar

this happens so often that the general chat in ack discord is filled with members screaming why the server is not up

God fucking dammit theres an ack moment happening

by Smug Russian Weeb June 5, 2021