Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed
by Bolly Hee September 07, 2020
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bed sugar

An alternate way to describe having sex in bed. Used by those who also use "sexy time" to describe sex.
Hey honey, you want some bed sugar?
by AmeelMD January 09, 2019
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bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.
Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.
by mimbijones June 28, 2015
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Frat Bed

A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.
Guy 1: "how did i get here?"
Guy 2: " you made a Frat Bed and passed out."
by After Life Definer July 04, 2017
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Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.
I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”
by Spirited Chaos April 23, 2023
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Bed-alized

So stoned that you aren't planning on leaving your bed anytime soon.
Dude, Debra was so Bed-alized at that party. It was no fun at all.
by Halobear August 05, 2014
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Bed shuffle

The little dance you do when you first get into bed and its freezing cold and you need to warm your spot up.
It was so cold last night I must have done and 5 min bed shuffle
by Emnor November 17, 2015
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