Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

Hair Flip

Hair Flip

Hair Flip

by Taenun July 9, 2022

hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.

girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"

by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009

Poosy hair

A females pubic hair

"That bitch had a lot of poosy hair"

by Tittyspanker47 February 2, 2017

wholesome hair

Hair that is very wholesome.

Wow Lee Umm, you got some wholesome hair.

by carmie September 18, 2020

Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.

Hey this morning I had a hair choke!

by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015

test hair

a hairstyle one gets unintentionally when they run their hands through their hair continuously during a test or while studying. causes the hair to look as if it's been combed backwards.

prof: whoa, was there a windstorm outside?
student: no, I just have test hair

by allisloon October 7, 2010