Haidar

Haidar has a big cock, 13 inches, he's 7'2, knows how to throw it down and leave any woman satisfied (would smash)

"Look over there its a man named Haidar. The tall, 6'7 man with the biggest dick in the world."

by Anonymous2024 July 20, 2024

Haidara

Has the largest 9 dicks in the universe, can penetrate anything (The Homies and the huzz). His cum shots are as strong as a blackhole exploding and roars like true alpha with the aura of a Hydra. When it snows it's just his cum falling down and making kids and adults pregnant with 12 kids.

Haidara is the sexiest weirdo ever

by 13 Inches Of Weirdness February 5, 2025

HaiDiLao

Verb - To falsely claim its someone's birthday to elicit an embarrassing reaction or for personal gain.

A reference to the embarrassing nature of HaiDiLao's surprise birthday celebrations.

"Eh you want a free dessert? Wanna HaiDiLao Brendan anot?"

by vinylboxers March 9, 2025

Haden

Haden is super dumb, very short like 4’9 on a good day. Haden is SPED and has a huge crush on Nevaeh Blair. He looks like a walking tin can and needs a wheelchair

“Haden looks like my big toe, and he’s so short.”

by jjjsjjsjsjsjsjs May 23, 2025

Haden

a name used to describe someone who is an absolute fucktard who doesnt know shit and sucks at playing elliott

Bro you are such a haden

by kiyogotcheerios May 25, 2025

hadded

past tense of have/has, except its like, MUCH more funny and fun to say.

1: “why werent you at school all last week?”
2: “i hadded a sickness last week”

by indigotheawesome69420 June 27, 2025

Hades Moon Womb

The piece of foreskin that remains after a circumcised penis is cut.

With the remaining “Hades Moon Womb,” after her twin son’s circumcisions, the mother decided to make a pair of ear rings.

by 1034’s Finest December 13, 2025