Emo hair

How most people call the hairstyle which is common in the emo and scene subculture. It's usually kind of spiky and covers one or both eyes, but there are many different variations of the hairstyle. Often the hair is dyed (most of the time it's either black or very bright colors).
The style was very popular a few years ago but many people still wear it today. If done right it looks really attractive.

"Hey, what do you think of you my new haircut?"

"Kind of looks like Emo hair ."

by You_are_the_one_who_asked November 16, 2020

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

Book Hair

Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.

Wow Drew has some interesting book hair

by horsegirl1223 January 30, 2019

band hair

hair style that someone wears when they're obviously trying to show that they are in a band. usually it's messy, covering one eye, straightened and has product in it.

Tim: "Man, your hair is really messy looking. But... it looks like you put some effort into it."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm in a band. Obviously."

also, all the members of most popular scene bands have band hair.

by eiiiiiilert October 8, 2009

undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.

"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"

by The Broon One. December 30, 2020

hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.

I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.

by UDM1234 October 7, 2011