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Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
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gold 3

on tombe pas gold 3 par hasard
league of legendsgold 3
by jojolapatate1232 October 23, 2017
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gold head

When they blow you with a grill
Have you seen Lil Wayne's new music video? I bet he'd give great gold head!
by Hm, toaster... July 5, 2017
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Gold Rain

by Stratistics March 1, 2018
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Gold Miner

A man who successfully gold digs off of a gold digger.
He been livin off that gold mining hoe...This nigga a Gold Miner
by BobTshit January 31, 2018
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Gold Fingering

The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.
Your father was gold fingering the entire office, and now i'm stuck with you.
by PickleYourNipples January 14, 2017
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gold turd

A really shitty car that still runs
Victors gold turd is so shitty that he crashed it on purpose
by Thejoesenone February 3, 2017
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