Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

look it up

Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls

by Arispie August 14, 2011

wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.

"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013

wolf bait

a dump.

I dropped wolf bait at Ron's

by itchy corn April 15, 2003

wolf paw

The man’s version of the infamous “camel toe”. When a man’s underwear/pants/shorts are so tight they leave a noticeable “print” in the crotch.

“Dan, what are you looking at?”

“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”

by Mattg1986 April 15, 2021

nick wolf

A white man with long hair (that perfers wearing hats), who identifies as a black women, has given birth to "pumpy". If left alone at night a "nick wolf" will start shit with people on IG.

Man, that mother fucker was Nick Wolfing last night...

by North Polar September 11, 2021

pulling a wolfe

Claiming (falsely) to have any contact with a human female without providing any evidence, or evidence that evaporates upon a Google reverse-image search

My friend claimed to have gotten laid this weekend and he even provided a picture, but I found out he was pulling a wolfe after I reverse-image searched it

by BombSlashDrugDog October 2, 2017