frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.

When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.

by DakotaSlim March 5, 2016

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jordan made plans to go hangout with me. He either never shows up or is super late. Jordan is a flake.

by FlappyJacky May 20, 2023

Film Flake

Someone who suggests movies, but flakes on watching any of the ones you recommend.

I watched at least 4 movies the Film Flake suggested, yet he's watched only 1 of mine.

by onedayyoullsee July 28, 2020

Bill flake

When out for dinner with a group of friends, it is someone who underpays their portion of the bill

No don’t invite Bruce, he is such a bill flake

by Am1717 July 11, 2022

bread flakes

T TOASTER IS A BREAD FLAKE,, A VERY FLAkEY BREAD FLAKE TBH

ass flakes: g good night bread flakes

bread flakes at 6 am: :notsus:

!!? the not sus is an emote okay j jeez

by loliguts March 24, 2021

Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin

Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!

by Todd42032 August 29, 2022

Sage Flakes

When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.

Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.

by New Meta Strats September 12, 2015