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ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
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shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017
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Trigger fist

A shooting game where you play against a bunch of bots because you have no life and no friends.
Jonathan: Trigger Fist is SO COOL man!
Me: That's because You have no friends.
Jonathan: It has 18 guns though including pistols.
Me: (walks out the door from depression)
by Da qwertyuiop boy December 4, 2020
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Elbow Fisting

I am too high to uncross my arms for a fist bump, so elbow fisting is the second best thing.
by Garden Drink April 9, 2022
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fist bang

To have sexual intercourse using a clenched fist as a replacement for a penis
I had to fist bang my girlfriend because my dick is too small for her.
by Daddy Enforcer August 22, 2021
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fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.
Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"
by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015
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Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan
"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"
by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 12, 2022
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