Fashion Girl

A girl that wears hysteric glamour and listens to Osama son and Nettspend. She is constantly texting five dudes from hinge at once and only hangs out if she wants to crack. If she for some reason chooses you to date, you will enjoy it for 3 months before hating her for the rest of your life. Similar to hello kitty girl, less crazy, but more evil.

I met this fashion girl, I think I love her.

Just promise me you will get help when she leaves you.

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

Fashion fupa

When ones fupa (fat upper pussy) ruins an outfit .

Yikes that really doesn’t fit right across your pelvis what a fashion fupa

by Sid bishop July 15, 2020

fashion paralysis

An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit

For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable

by Sir. B December 5, 2021

fashion mf

Autistic drug addict that enjoys having an expensive habit

“That guy got a Rick Owens Mountain hoodie he has to be a fashion mf”

by erdlover13632 March 15, 2024

fashion staple

Something that you NEED in your wardrobe. Could also be called an essential

Yo! Those black jeans are a fashion staple! You could never go wrong with them.

by Marvina April 18, 2019

Old fashioned

When you have sex like they did in the 60s

I did her old fashioned

by Gape the sexmaster April 27, 2020

An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 1, 2023