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Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.
“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”
by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018
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Poop flake

by Your a bottt boy June 21, 2019
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Flake

Someone who You invite then constantly changes plans to not come and or when you do invite them they never agree to come
I invited my friend to come and last min they cancelled, with a lame excuse such a flake.

Or you never agree to do anything you are super flaky.
by The1DON January 12, 2020
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hippo flakes

Look at those flakes from a hippo there for they must be hippo flakes.
by EvanZav September 19, 2009
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Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.
Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.
by LazarusBob August 23, 2020
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Flake

A person who makes plans with you but then has the balls to make other plans and tell you that they made new plans and your plans no longer work. They think this kind of behaviour is normal and that a simple sorry is suitable.
Georgiana, is such a stupid flake. She makes plans and then asks her son what he wants to do and all he wants to do is play video games because his mom is a lazy stupid cow who doesnt know how to raise a kid let alone her arm. So she cancels because her kid is playing videogames with his friends online. Fuck you, Georgiana. You stupid fat cow.
by Allmyfriendsarescumbags April 22, 2019
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Frosted Flakes

a sexual act where the man nuts on the woman's scalp, creating a shampoo like texture that exposes her dandruff hence the name.
"I fucked her real good and gave her frosted flakes."
by MajorGeneral November 23, 2020
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